beyoncesbabysitter:

The only dating advice I have to offer is: Expect the guys in your life to be kind and respectful. Don’t make excuses for garbagey behavior—”Oh, that’s just what guys are like.” It isn’t true. Expect them to be good, treat them like they’re good. And if they’re garbagey, move on. Don’t let your world get cluttered up with people who think they have some gender-based right to be awful. ”   -Rainbow  Rowell

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AU: Kristen Stewart as Jamie Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes/The Winter Soldier (follow-up to this: x)

(Source: rnalias)

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

jeskuhbs:

allouryesterdaysfans:

cristinterrill:

accioyourbutt:

jfc i love this book

Ha! This is one of my favorite bits too. It may be immodest to admit, but I was preeeetty pleased with myself when I wrote that.

I managed to laugh at this part even through my feeeeels.

I always snort-laugh at this. Every time. Thankfully, only once was in public.

jeskuhbs:

allouryesterdaysfans:

cristinterrill:

accioyourbutt:

jfc i love this book

Ha! This is one of my favorite bits too. It may be immodest to admit, but I was preeeetty pleased with myself when I wrote that.

I managed to laugh at this part even through my feeeeels.

I always snort-laugh at this. Every time. Thankfully, only once was in public.

Book shoot cover times #WhyNotMe

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

Well, female friendships are fucking extraordinary. They don’t have to be sexual to be intense love affairs. A breakup with a female friend can be more traumatic than a breakup with a lover. I’ve always been attracted to stories that look at the love-hate complexity of close female friendships. It’s ripe for drama. Did you see Frances Ha? That portrayed a female friendship I really understood.

—Keira Knightley (x)

(Source: knightleyfans)

your fave is problematic: my cat

fuzzwizard:

• doesnt understand the gaza confict
• kind of an asshole

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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(Source: pussysista)

askarsswedishmeatballs:

Do y’all realize what you’re looking at right now? That is a vampire viking warrior wearing a bolo tie and Western suit, holding the jaw he just ripped off a man’s face and used as a weapon to help fight off 10 ninja assassins. Like there are plenty of reasons to hate on the show, but I hope you’re appreciating the little things.

askarsswedishmeatballs:

Do y’all realize what you’re looking at right now? That is a vampire viking warrior wearing a bolo tie and Western suit, holding the jaw he just ripped off a man’s face and used as a weapon to help fight off 10 ninja assassins. Like there are plenty of reasons to hate on the show, but I hope you’re appreciating the little things.

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]